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19 minutes ago
oh snizzap.
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32 minutes ago
RACHEL! GO WATCH THE TRAILER LINK I RETWEETED. DO IT NAO!
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33 minutes ago
omg.
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2 days ago
Lost in Austen:
Do not watch it. In doing so, you’ll enjoy its cheesy-goodness for a time, ponder at the mess, guess at how it’ll work out. Near the end you’ll think you’re seeing a grand design, that things are coming together in a slightly happy and/or realistic way. But as the last act rolls on and on and on and the screenwriters tug and tug on their little puppet strings, jumbling them up into a fine mess, and they eventually reach a point born of boredom, head trauma, or ADHD, where they drop the strings altogether—roll credits. The effect: yelling expletives and possibly hurling a laptop. Thank you so much for the waste of 3 hours and a night’s sleep. Fucking nubs.
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2 days ago"Damn you! Damn you and damn everyone who won’t put a light in his window and stay up all night damning you!"- Bingley to Darcy in Lost in Austen
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Notes: 2 / 2 days ago
“You’re gonna love my nuts”
I actually want one of these…
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3 days ago
The Total Gym infomercial references Chuck Norris jokes.
I need to find a channel with real stuff to watch…
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3 days ago
I’d like a margarita, plzkthnx. Walmart sells these. lol
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Notes: 1 / 3 days ago
YuDu infomercial
There’s this commercial for a table-top screen printer and they keep saying it’s “simple” and 3 steps, but I assure you it is not. Their initial explanation of the 3 steps are “create,” “expose,” and “enjoy.”
But really, there’s like wetting a new emulsions film screen, putting it in this dryer thing. After that there’s drawing your pattern or printing it onto a transparency, then like, exposing the emulsion (so basically burning the image onto the film like a picture? And then are they done? No, no, no.
Once you have the film thingie burned, you have to like mount it in this frame and spread ink on it in the color pattern you want (which looks super artistic, definitely not an exact science). Once the ink is set up, you have to drag this squeegie scraper thingie over the ink, spreading it out to make your silk screen pattern on clothes or whatever.
Then are you done? Nooooo. Now you have to dry and iron the pattern to set it. That is not, in any way, 3 simple steps. Liars.
And why did I go through the trouble of learning all these steps and reciting them to you? I don’t know. I do know that Nate and I made up.
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4 days ago
channeling self pity and loathing into exercise and self improvement
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